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Percabeth comics are ALWAYS fun.
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
O H MY GOD
What if like, there’s a ghost or spirit or whatever that has a crush on you but you can’t see them and don’t know they’re there.
They do little things for you throughout the day that you just kinda pass off as normal things in life.
Like they help you regain your balance before you fall, that warm fuzzy feeling in your face before you fall asleep is just them giving you a long loving good night kiss.
They love you and you don’t even know it.
Every college student’s motto
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
I wouldn’t mind a triad
I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid
Oh my god
DANIELLE & SOPHIA USED TO BE FRIENDS WELL NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY DANI IS MAD YOU DONT DATE YOUR FRIENDS EX
DO YOU THINK SOMETIMES LOUIS IS MAKING FUN OF HARRY AND HARRY TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BUT IT’S LOUIS SO HE DOESN’T SO HE KISSES HIM TO SHUT HIM UP BUT LOUIS JUST KEEPS TALKING AS HARRY KISSES HIM WOW
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
the amount of notes on this should be higher. y’all need to rise to the occasion.
this is wrong on so many levels
the guys on my floor had a sushi date in the elevator. with a waiter
I am having trouble figuring out how he isn’t everyone’s favorite. Like, are ya’ll blind? He is SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE than the other four. I know I’m outside the fandom but this just seems obvious to the nth degree. He looks like he’s set to star in a Bollywood version of ‘The Outsiders’ and that is hot as a mother.
Especially if you’re a grown person who has just so happened to inconveniently become sucked into knowing things about One Direction, how can you not be drawn to Zayn first and foremost? I am worried about you if you do not immediately find him the prettiest. Like, actually worried. Are you okay? Do you need to talk? Can I get you some water? I’m joking. Of course, I’m joking. You can have any favorite you want. You are wrong, but I respect your right to be so.
And you certainly don’t have to take an outsider’s opinion as Gospel. I get it. Maybe there are hot things about the others that I’m just not well-versed in them enough to see. Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Or maybe you need to get your eyesight checked. Thesis stated.
THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.