On Zayn's Dick

cremebrulou:

Zayn is the one that everybody talks over and Niall is the one that listens

louisnonono:

ziall is so underrated though.. niall is always there cheering zayn on to speak up more and to talk and to do more stuff and to be less shy and quiet because zayn clearly talks a shit ton around the boys. niall is like zayn’s personal little cheerleader/therapist

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

rachel-diamondback-leighton:

bucky-barnes-is-a-babe:

Tumblr has it bad for Sebastian Stan

if sebastian stan didnt already give me life, these posts would give me life

oldasianman:

let me introduce you to the only thing you should ever care about:

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

thotterbox:

mfnvu:

elionking:

onlyblackgirl:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star" 

"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"

"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."

the CHAIR NO 😂😭

thotterbox:

mfnvu:

elionking:

onlyblackgirl:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star


"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star" 

"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"

"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."

the CHAIR NO 😂😭

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

bitchyteen:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

31 out of 36 aye

the first three words you see are what you want in life
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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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