I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club.
"You don’t even know if he actually likes you back."
"I don’t care, Laura, I’m not doing this to him. He doesn’t deserve it."
Sterek AU; Twins Laura and Derek Hale have everything they want—money, looks, popularity—that half the time they find themselves bored. So they started making bets. At first, it was simple, “I bet you can’t jump from the roof into the pool,” that morphed into, “I bet you can’t kidnap Ms. Lily’s cat” (the cat that Laura did successfully kidnap, only to be forced to give it back by their mother). The beginning of their senior year, Laura proposed the most recent bet: “I bet you can’t get Stilisnki to fall for you.” Stiles Stilisnki, president of the debate team and co-vice president of the mathletes, snubbed Derek’s attempts at first, before eventually wearing down and asking Derek to come over for dinner (and a possible movie) at his house. After having a surprisingly fun time, Derek isn’t so sure he wants to keep up this bet with Laura.
Someone pleaaaseee pleaseee write this.
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”
I laughed to hard
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
|—||And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via madgay)|
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
#THIS HURTS IN UNEXPECTED WAYS #BECAUSE IN THE FIRST GIF SHE’S SAYING GOODBYE TO HER NORMAL BORING LIFE AND TRADING IT FOR ALL OF TIME AND SPACE #AND IN THE SECOND ONE SHE’S DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE #SHE’S GIVING UP ALL OF THE ADVENTURES SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST TO LIVE A CALM MARRIED LIFE WITH RORY #and i bet you anything that the young amy pond in the first gif would have never expected herself to make such a decision #this is what you call character development ladies and gentlemen
do you think he knows
DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE
tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking
"why is everyone so white"
"why is everyone straight"
When straight guys eat a banana